Congratulations to Ohio for the wise decision in legalizing casinos.
Felicidades para Ohio por la acertada decision en legalizar a los casinos.
Noviembre 4, 2009
Septiembre 23, 2009
Septiembre 15, 2009
Septiembre 14, 2009
The Country of TEXOARKLA
Subject: Fwd: The Country of TEXOARKLA
In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.
Maybe you don’t know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA , &
ARKANSAS have a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the
Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)
Us TEXOARKLANS love y’all Americans, but we’ll probably have to take
action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the
U.S.A. We’ll miss ya’ll though.
Here is what can happen:
1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United
States , begins to try and create a socialist country, then TEXAS ,
LOUISIANA , ARKANSAS and OKLAHOMA announces that they are going to secede
from the Union .
2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXOARKLA
. You might think that he doesn’t talk too pretty, but we haven’t had
another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of
Barney Frank and the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans
came home to roost.
So what does TEXOARKLA have to do to survive as a Republic?
1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the space
industry.
2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States .
3. Defense Industry–we have over 65% of it. The term “Don’t mess
with TEXAS ,” will take on a whole new meaning.
4. Oil – we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXOARKLA
will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we
don’t know. Why not ask Obama?
5. Natural Gas – again, we have all we need and it’s too bad about
those Northern States. John Kerry and AlGore will just have to figure out a
way to keep them warm…
6. Computer Industry – we lead the nation in producing computer chips
and communications equipment – small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell
Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD,
Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.
7. Medical Care – We have the research centers for cancer research,
the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as
other large health centers.
8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter
citizens: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of
Oklahoma , Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, University of
Arkansas , LSU, Arkansas State University , Baylor, Rice, TCU, SMU and MANY
more.
9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn’t
restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXOARKLA, we are a Right-to-Work
State and, therefore, it’s every man and woman for themselves. We just go
out and get the job done.. And if we don’t like the way one company
operates, we get a job somewhere else.
10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance
industries, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXOARKLA National
Guard, the TEXOARKLA Air National Guard, and several military bases. We
don’t have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six guns and
a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the
situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public
Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.
12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and
several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and let’s not forget seafood
from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that
they taste good. We don’t need any food from somewhere else.
13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States and THIRTY
TWO of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA.
And TEXOARKLA also has more land than California , New York , New Jersey ,
Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts , Maryland , Rhode Island
and Vermont combined.
14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States are
located in TEXOARKLA.
15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don’t need to. You
see, nothing rusts in TEXOARKLA so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well
for decades.
This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of
TEXOARKLA in good shape. There isn’t a thing out there that we need and
don’t have.
Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President
Obama:
Since you won’t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only
President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest
of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.
You won’t have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off
satellite communications.
You won’t have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since AlGore
has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you
survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.
In other words, the rest of ya’ll in the USA are screwed!
Signed, The People of TEXOARKLA
P.S. This is not a threatening letter – just a note to give you
something to think about!
Sleep well tonight ’cause the eyes of TEXOARKLA are on YOU!!
Septiembre 10, 2009
Thousands Cheer Chelene Nightingale During Her Electrifying Appearance At The”Stop Taxing Us” Rally Thursday In Oceanside, California! [Constitution Party]
News and Information
Special Report
-September 8, 2009-
Thousands Cheer Chelene Nightingale During Her Electrifying Appearance At The”Stop Taxing Us” Rally Thursday In Oceanside, California!
California’s newest political sensation, Chelene Nightingale, who brought thousands of Southern Californians to their feet cheering last Thursday evening at a “Stop Taxing Us” outdoor townhall meeting in Oceanside, CA, called for “‘we the people’ to stop voting for the lesser of two evils and to take our government back.” Nightingale, a candidate for the American Independent Party nomination for Governor of California in next year’s June Primary Election, is endorsed by a number of Constitution Party leaders across the country, including 2008 Presidential nominee, Chuck Baldwin; a very long list of veteran leaders and activists of California’s American Independent Party, (a charter state affiliate of the Constitution Party); as well as California voters from all up and down the Golden State who, regardless of political affiliation, are jumping onto her ‘we the people’ bandwagon.
Reporting on Thursday’s “Stop Taxing Us” rally Examiner.com said that, “Chelene Nightingale… revved up the crowd with Patriot red-meat topics like; the President’s address to the school kids, Second Amendment rights, the White House using the National Endowment of the Arts for propaganda and illegal immigration. “It’s up to us to take our government back. ‘We the people’ need to run for office. We can’t keep voting the lesser of two evils,”she said. “We need to be country loyal.”
The phenomenon of Chelene Nightingale’s sudden impact on California politics is even being likened, by some, to the impact of The Beatles on Rock ‘n Roll music in the early 60’s, in the sense that she is arriving on the political scene at just the right time with just the right message. As voter discontent reaches the boiling point, evidenced by the proliferation of “Tea Parties” and angry “Town hall eetings,”
Nightingale’s energy, personal charisma and popular “we the people” message is capturing the imagination of California voters of all ages and demographic groups. As a result, she is finding herself increasingly in demand for speaking engagements (such as the upcoming national home school conference in Anaheim, CA) and as a media guest. For example, earlier today Chelene appeared on Scott Bradley’s popular “To Preserve The Nation” radio show. To listen to her appearance on that show please click on the following link: http://libertynewsradio.com/shows/ptn/2009/september/ and then choose audio hour #2).
Constitution Party leaders, members and supporters from all across the nation will have an exciting opportunity to see and hear Chelene Nightingale at the upcoming Fall 2009 Constitution Party National Committee Meeting in Phoenix, Arizona October 22-24. For further information concerning this event and for a guest registration form please visit: http://www.constitutionparty.com/view_events.php. YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS!
To find out more about Chelene Nightingale’s campaign and/or help her to be elected the next Governor of California by making a financial contribution, please go now to her campaign website: http://nightingaleforgovernor.com/
Please tell every Californian you know about Chelene Nightingale’s
‘We the People’ Campaign for Governor of California and remind them to register to vote American Independent, if they are not already registered AIP, in order to be able vote for Chelene in the 2010 Primary Election next June!
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Next regular edition: Joel Skousen added to speakers list for upcoming national meeting in Phoenix and CP news from Kentucky, Illinois, Alabama and Georgia.
Septiembre 3, 2009
Ten Commandments According To Obama [Unknown Source]
I.Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.
V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you’ve been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.
Septiembre 2, 2009
La Puta Triste
Mi puta triste ayer se me perdió,
pastando lo deje y desapareció.
Cualquier información bien la voy a pagar.
Las flores que dejó
no me han querido hablar.
Mi puta triste
ayer se me perdió,
no sé si se me fue,
no sé si extravió,
y yo no tengo más
que mi puta triste.
Si alguien sabe de ella,
le ruego información,
cien mil o un millón
yo pagaré.
Mi puta triste
se me ha perdido ayer,
se fue.
Mi puta triste y yo
hicimos amistad,
un poco con amor,
un poco con sexo.
Con la pinga dentro de su bollo
pescaba una canción,
saberla compartir
era su vocación.
Mi puta triste
ayer se me perdió,
y puede parecer
acaso una obsesión,
pero no tengo más
que mi puta triste
y aunque tuviera dos
yo solo quiero aquel.
Cualquier información
la pagaré.
Mi puta triste
se me ha perdido ayer,
se fue.
La Mierda Es Para Siempre : Escena De La Playa y Hotel
Lo siguiente es un segmento de “La Mierda Es Para Siempre” [Una Satira de "Ma~nana Es Para Siempre"]
Lugar: Una Playa Escondida en las Costas de la Florida
Protagonistas: Franco Sin Toro
Diana Elisorda
Durante la tarde, Franco Sin Toro y Diana Elisorda [una putica con ojos azules y pelo rubio] paseaban por una playa en los Cayos. Diana Elisorda se vestia de camiseta roja con jeans negro y descalza. Franco comenzo a manosear las tetas y culo de la Diana cuya respuesta era un grito de orgasmo con la peticion de “Mas Mas Mas…..”
Entonces Franco llevo a Diana a la orilla del mar y la moje el area de las tetas, el culo, y el bollo. La respuesta de Diana era de una alegria contagiosa y se dejo caminar con su camiseta roja y jeans negro. Diana pidio mas agua para mojarse de Franco.
Franco camino con Diana y el agua del mar toco hasta la cintura de la putica. Diana queria mas agua y entonces Franco hecho agua por la camiseta y el pelo. La Diana rocio el pelo y ropa mojada contra el cuerpo de Franco. Franco sinito una ereccion en la pinga que la sinito Diana.
Diana queria mojarse mas aunque el agua penetraba su ropa y se podia apreciar las tetas, y el culo. Franco y Diana despues hicieron el amor en el mar al estilo frances. Diana respondio con orgamsos multiple.
Despues de la escena playera que duro cinco horas, ambos salieron del mar. Diana estaba mojada pero contenta y queria mas sexo. Franco vio un hotelito en la playa cuyo due~no era el Forastero de Ohio. Franco invito a Diana para pasar la noche en el hotel. Diana acepto la propuesta y acompa~no a Franco.
Mientras tanto, El Forastero de Ohio estaba preparando su batido de papaya [fruta bomba] con cafe cuando escucho el sonido de la puerta. Inmediatamente, El Forastero de Ohio reconocio a su amigos Franco y Diana sin darse cuenta que ambos consumieron el amor.
Despues de la formalidades y el papeleo, El Forastero de Ohio les regalo una llave para la habitacion y otra para la ducha y la picina. Inmediatamente, Franco continuaron el consumo de su amor en la picina y la ducha con la ropa mojada de Diana. El proceso duro otras horas y cambiaron de ropa [regalos del Forastero de Ohio] despues de la escena.
Franco y Diana cambiaron de atuendo con Diana vestida de una camiseta blanca, unos jeans azules, y unos tacones para la cena. Ambos dividieron un pollo asado con arroz y frijones negros. Para el postre, la pareja tomo un batido de papaya cortesia del cocinero El Forastero de Ohio.
La pareja de Franco y Diana pasaron la noche en la templadera y tirando peos como unos locos. En verdad, se puede decir que el amor era a todo gas.
