Forastero de Ohio/Ohio Stranger

Nancy Pelosi So~nando y Cagando

Posted in Comentario by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 23, 2009

MIAMI5

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Kanye West, Serena Williams, Hollywood

Posted in Comentario by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 15, 2009

Kanye West & Serena Williams

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The Country of TEXOARKLA

Posted in Comentario by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 14, 2009
Subject: Fwd: The Country of TEXOARKLA

  In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
  LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

  Maybe you don’t know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA , &
  ARKANSAS have a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the
  Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

  Us TEXOARKLANS love y’all Americans, but we’ll probably have to take
  action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the
  U.S.A. We’ll miss ya’ll though.

  Here is what can happen:

  1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United
  States , begins to try and create a socialist country, then TEXAS ,
  LOUISIANA , ARKANSAS and OKLAHOMA announces that they are going to secede
  from the Union .

  2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXOARKLA
  . You might think that he doesn’t talk too pretty, but we haven’t had
  another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of
  Barney Frank and the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans
  came home to roost.

  So what does TEXOARKLA have to do to survive as a Republic?

  1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the space
  industry.

  2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States .

  3. Defense Industry–we have over 65% of it. The term “Don’t mess
  with TEXAS ,” will take on a whole new meaning.

  4. Oil – we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXOARKLA
  will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we
  don’t know. Why not ask Obama?

  5. Natural Gas – again, we have all we need and it’s too bad about
  those Northern States. John Kerry and AlGore will just have to figure out a
  way to keep them warm…

  6. Computer Industry – we lead the nation in producing computer chips
  and communications equipment – small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell
  Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD,
  Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.

  7. Medical Care – We have the research centers for cancer research,
  the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as
  other large health centers.

  8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter
  citizens: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of
  Oklahoma , Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, University of
  Arkansas , LSU, Arkansas State University , Baylor, Rice, TCU, SMU and MANY
  more.

  9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn’t
  restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXOARKLA, we are a Right-to-Work
  State and, therefore, it’s every man and woman for themselves. We just go
  out and get the job done.. And if we don’t like the way one company
  operates, we get a job somewhere else.

  10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance
  industries, etc.

  11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXOARKLA National
  Guard, the TEXOARKLA Air National Guard, and several military bases. We
  don’t have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six guns and
  a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the
  situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public
  Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

  12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and
  several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and let’s not forget seafood
  from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that
  they taste good. We don’t need any food from somewhere else.

  13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States and THIRTY
  TWO of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA.
  And TEXOARKLA also has more land than California , New York , New Jersey ,
  Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts , Maryland , Rhode Island
  and Vermont combined.

  14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States are
  located in TEXOARKLA.

  15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don’t need to. You
  see, nothing rusts in TEXOARKLA so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well
  for decades.

  This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of
  TEXOARKLA in good shape. There isn’t a thing out there that we need and
  don’t have.

  Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President
  Obama:

  Since you won’t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only
  President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest
  of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

  You won’t have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off
  satellite communications.

  You won’t have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since AlGore
  has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you
  survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

  In other words, the rest of ya’ll in the USA are screwed!

  Signed, The People of TEXOARKLA

  P.S. This is not a threatening letter – just a note to give you
  something to think about!

  Sleep well tonight ‘cause the eyes of TEXOARKLA are on YOU!!

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Juan Almeida Bosque QEPD

Posted in Cuba by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 14, 2009

TOILET

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Thousands Cheer Chelene Nightingale During Her Electrifying Appearance At The”Stop Taxing Us” Rally Thursday In Oceanside, California! [Constitution Party]

Posted in Partido Constitucion by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 10, 2009

News and Information
Special Report
-September 8, 2009-
 
Thousands Cheer Chelene Nightingale During Her Electrifying Appearance At The”Stop Taxing Us” Rally Thursday In Oceanside, California!
 
 
California’s newest political sensation, Chelene Nightingale, who brought thousands of Southern Californians to their feet cheering last Thursday evening at a “Stop Taxing Us” outdoor townhall meeting in Oceanside, CA, called for “‘we the people’ to stop voting for the lesser of two evils and to take our government back.”  Nightingale, a candidate for the American Independent Party nomination for Governor of California in next year’s June Primary Election, is endorsed by a number of Constitution Party leaders across the country, including 2008 Presidential nominee, Chuck Baldwin; a very long list of veteran leaders and activists of California’s American Independent Party, (a charter state affiliate of the Constitution Party); as well as California voters from all up and down the Golden State who, regardless of political affiliation, are jumping onto her ‘we the people’ bandwagon.
 
Reporting on Thursday’s “Stop Taxing Us” rally Examiner.com said that, “Chelene Nightingale… revved up the crowd with Patriot red-meat topics like; the President’s address to the school kids, Second Amendment rights, the White House using the National Endowment of the Arts for propaganda and illegal immigration. “It’s up to us to take our government back. ‘We the people’ need to run for office. We can’t keep voting the lesser of two evils,”she said. “We need to be country loyal.”
 
The phenomenon of  Chelene Nightingale’s sudden impact on California politics is even being likened, by some, to the impact of The Beatles on Rock ‘n Roll music in the early 60’s, in the sense that she is arriving on the political scene at just the right time with just the right message.  As voter discontent reaches the boiling point, evidenced by the proliferation of “Tea Parties” and angry “Town hall eetings,”
 
Nightingale’s energy, personal charisma and popular “we the people” message is capturing the imagination of California voters of all ages and demographic groups.  As a result, she is finding herself increasingly in demand for speaking engagements (such as the upcoming national home school conference in Anaheim, CA) and as a media guest.  For example, earlier today Chelene appeared on Scott Bradley’s popular “To Preserve The Nation” radio show.  To listen to her appearance on that show please click on the following link:
http://libertynewsradio.com/shows/ptn/2009/september/ and then choose audio hour #2).
 
Constitution Party leaders, members and supporters from all across the nation will have an exciting opportunity to see and hear Chelene Nightingale at the upcoming Fall 2009 Constitution Party National Committee Meeting in Phoenix, Arizona October 22-24.  For further information concerning this event and for a guest registration form please visit:
http://www.constitutionparty.com/view_events.php.  YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS!
 
To find out more about Chelene Nightingale’s campaign and/or help her to be elected the next Governor of California by making a financial contribution, please go now to her campaign website:
http://nightingaleforgovernor.com/
 
Please tell every Californian you know about Chelene Nightingale’s
‘We the People’ Campaign for Governor of California and remind them to register to vote American Independent, if they are not already registered AIP, in order to be able vote for Chelene in the 2010 Primary Election next June!
 
 
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Next regular edition:  Joel Skousen added to speakers list for upcoming national meeting in Phoenix and CP news from Kentucky, Illinois, Alabama and Georgia.

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Ten Commandments According To Obama [Unknown Source]

Posted in Comentario by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 3, 2009

I.Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.

IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.

V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you’ve been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.

X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.

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La Puta Triste

Posted in Forastero de Ohio by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 2, 2009

Mi puta triste ayer se me perdió,
pastando lo deje y desapareció.
Cualquier información bien la voy a pagar.
Las flores que dejó
no me han querido hablar.

Mi puta triste
ayer se me perdió,
no sé si se me fue,
no sé si extravió,
y yo no tengo más
que mi puta triste.
Si alguien sabe de ella,
le ruego información,
cien mil o un millón
yo pagaré.
Mi puta triste
se me ha perdido ayer,
se fue.

Mi puta triste y yo
hicimos amistad,
un poco con amor,
un poco con sexo.
Con la pinga dentro de su bollo
pescaba una canción,
saberla compartir
era su vocación.

Mi puta triste
ayer se me perdió,
y puede parecer
acaso una obsesión,
pero no tengo más
que mi puta triste
y aunque tuviera dos
yo solo quiero aquel.
Cualquier información
la pagaré.
Mi puta triste
se me ha perdido ayer,
se fue.

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La Mierda Es Para Siempre : Escena De La Playa y Hotel

Posted in Forastero de Ohio by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 2, 2009

Lo siguiente es un segmento de “La Mierda Es Para Siempre” [Una Satira de “Ma~nana Es Para Siempre”]

Lugar: Una Playa Escondida en las Costas de la Florida

Protagonistas: Franco Sin Toro

                                    Diana Elisorda

Durante la tarde, Franco Sin Toro y Diana Elisorda [una putica con ojos azules y pelo rubio] paseaban por una playa en los Cayos. Diana Elisorda se vestia de camiseta roja con jeans negro y descalza. Franco comenzo a manosear las tetas y culo de la Diana cuya respuesta era un grito de orgasmo con la peticion de “Mas Mas Mas…..”

Entonces Franco llevo a Diana a la orilla del mar y la moje el area de las tetas, el culo, y el bollo. La respuesta de Diana era de una alegria contagiosa y se dejo caminar con su camiseta roja y jeans negro. Diana pidio mas agua para mojarse de Franco.

Franco camino con Diana y el agua del mar toco hasta la cintura de la putica. Diana queria mas agua y entonces Franco hecho agua por la camiseta y el pelo. La Diana rocio el pelo y ropa mojada contra el cuerpo de Franco. Franco sinito una ereccion en la pinga que la sinito Diana.

Diana queria mojarse mas aunque el agua penetraba su ropa y se podia apreciar las tetas, y el culo. Franco y Diana despues hicieron el amor en el mar al estilo frances. Diana respondio con orgamsos multiple.

Despues de la escena playera que duro cinco horas, ambos salieron del mar. Diana estaba mojada pero contenta y queria mas sexo. Franco vio un hotelito en la playa cuyo due~no era el Forastero de Ohio. Franco invito a Diana para pasar la noche en el hotel. Diana acepto la propuesta y acompa~no a Franco.

Mientras tanto, El Forastero de Ohio estaba preparando su batido de papaya [fruta bomba] con cafe cuando escucho el sonido de la puerta.  Inmediatamente, El Forastero de Ohio reconocio a su amigos Franco y Diana sin darse cuenta que ambos consumieron el amor.

Despues de la formalidades y el papeleo, El Forastero de Ohio les regalo una llave para la habitacion y otra para la ducha y la picina. Inmediatamente, Franco continuaron el consumo de su amor en la picina y la ducha con la ropa mojada de Diana. El proceso duro otras horas y cambiaron de ropa [regalos del Forastero de Ohio] despues de la escena.

Franco y Diana cambiaron de atuendo con Diana vestida de una camiseta blanca, unos jeans azules, y unos tacones para la cena. Ambos dividieron un pollo asado con arroz y frijones negros. Para el postre, la pareja tomo un batido de papaya cortesia del cocinero El Forastero de Ohio.

La pareja de Franco y Diana pasaron la noche en la templadera y tirando peos como unos locos.  En verdad, se puede decir que el amor era a todo gas.

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