Forastero de Ohio/Ohio Stranger

Receta Para America En Decision 2016

Posted in Cacalini Yoga, Forastero de Ohio by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 17, 2015

Tirar Peos y Eructos
Yoga Del Inodoro

Mierda y Malanga

Posted in Cacalini Yoga by alvarezgalloso on marzo 15, 2015

Ohio entero de un hombre utilizando automoviles como inodoros y lo quieren perseguir. Al mismo tiempo, El Encargado de Elecciones en el Estado Tercer Mundista anuncio que la legalizacion de la malanga sera parte del boleto para las eleccione este Noviembre.

Debemos dejar tranquilo el cagador pues su proceso embellece a Ohio un coche a la vez. La malanga es necesaria en Ohio porque la Malanga es un component cultural de los EEUU desde que George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, y Ben Franklin cultivaba o lo fumaba.

Kim and Cacalini Yoga

Posted in Cacalini Yoga, Kim III by alvarezgalloso on febrero 14, 2015

Let the strong wind of fish farming blow across the country!
Kim III

Let the strong wind of Farts blow across the country!
Cacalini Yoga

Fertilizer means rice and socialism
Kim III

Fertilizer means Caca and More Caca
Cacalini Yoga

Let us raise a strong wind of studying the great Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism!
Kim III

Let us raise a strong wind of studying the great Gasalini and perfecting the art of Farts
Cacalini Yoga

Burp Some More Song

Posted in Cacalini Yoga by alvarezgalloso on enero 6, 2015

May the long time mouth
burp upon you,
All gasses surround you,
And the pure gas within you
Guide your way on

Comentario Del Dia Acerca de Cacalini Yoga

Posted in Cacalini Yoga by alvarezgalloso on diciembre 17, 2014

La diferencia entre Kunda y un Cubo de Mierda es el Cubo

Edgar Allen Poop [Guru Salami Salami Bulloney]

The Toilet [Adapted from “The Raven” by Edgar Allen Poe]

Posted in Cacalini Yoga by alvarezgalloso on noviembre 6, 2014

Once upon a midnight bore, while I pondered, screwed and gassy,

Over many a weird and queer volume of forgotten farts—

While I crapped, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some screwball gently rapping, rapping at my toilet.

“’Tis some asshole,” I muttered, “tapping at my toilet—

Only this and never flush.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak October;

And each separate cold and distant asshole wrought its crap upon the toilet.

Eagerly I wished to crap;—vainly I had farted while reading

my books of Cacalini Yoga and Sorrow for the Lost Toilet—

For the rare and radiant Toilet whom the angels name Dick Scott—

Yet nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each pink and purple curtain

Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic farts and shit never felt before;

So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating

“’Tis some asshole entreating entrance at my chamber door—

Some late asshole entreating entrance at my chamber door;—

This it is and nothing more.”

Presently my desire to crap grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly I must fart and crap;

But the fact is I was farting, and so gently you came rapping,

And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my toilet door,

That I scarce was sure I heard you asshole”—here I opened wide the door;—

Shit was there and nothing more.

Deep into that shitty darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,

Doubting, farting farts no mortal ever dared to fart before;

But the crap was unbroken, and the crapman gave no token,

And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Dicky Scott?”

This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Dicky Scott”—

Shit In The Toilet and nothing more.

Back into the Toilet Room turning, all my Ass within me burning to fart,

Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.

“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window latrine;

Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—

Let my ass be still a moment and this mystery explore;—

’Tis the asshole and nothing more!”

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a crap and crap,

In there stepped a stately Toilet of the saintly days of yore;

Not the least obeisance made it; not a minute stopped or stayed it;

But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—

Perched upon a bust of Huevo Morales just above my chamber door—

Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony crap beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,

“Though thy crap be loose and stinky, thou,” I said, “art sure no toilet,

Ghastly grim and ancient Toilet wandering from the Sewage shore—

Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Sewage shore!”

Quoth the Toilet “Never Flush.”

Kundalini Yoga Quote Of the Day

Posted in Cacalini Yoga by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 13, 2014

Doing Kundalini Yoga With Butt Naked Underwear Is Pornography

Cacalini Inodoro Yoga Peo Mierda

Posted in Cacalini Yoga by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 4, 2014

Cacalini Inodoro Yoga Peo Mierda son 60 minutos de duración. Comenzamos con el nudismo basado en las filosofias de la Mierda Kriya, Erradicador de Mierda, y Aliento de Peo. Después, seguimos con el erradicador de basura y la respiración atraves del peo para la llegada hacia El Paraiso. La duracion del nudismo sera 30 minutos con 30 minutos [mas] de Paraiso.

Para El Paraiso cerramos los ojos para tirar un peo y cagar durante inspiración con expiración atraves la nariz, boca, y culo. El inodoro sinfonico es util en conseguir el paraiso. Podemos modificar el tiempo de usar el inodoro en las grandes ciudades como Nueva York, Hollywood, La Habana, Caracas, Moscú, y Washington DC para una cagada rápida.

Terminamos la sesión cantando Homenaje a Los Peos y la Mierda para celebrar el fin de Cacalini Inodoro Peo Yoga Mierda.

Cacalini Toilet Yoga Fart Crap Meditation

Posted in Cacalini Yoga by alvarezgalloso on septiembre 4, 2014

Cacalini Toilet Yoga Fart Crap Meditation is of 60 minute duration. It starts with Sitting On Toilet While Naked Kriya followed by the Crap Eradicator and Fart Breath. After completion of first part with the Crap Eradicator and Fart Breath, there is 20 minutes of the Symphonic Toilet during Fartacrapashana.

Breath of Fart and Poopaband or Poop Lock is the next component of Cacalini Toilet Yoga Fart Crap Meditation. In this time, person is instructed to breathe through his nose and mouth with intention of farting.

The toilet can be modified for the sake of time so that the Fart Some More Song can be used to finish the Cacalini Toilet Yoga Fart Crap Meditation.

The above can be modified for the Cacalini Burp Yoga Meditation of Cacalini Toilet Yoga Burp Fart Meditation sessions.